Math on a Plate

I love math, and I loved teaching it. I told my students, “It is the only thing in the world that makes sense.” If you do it right, the answer is utterly predictable.  There’s a fairness to it:  if you lighten one side of an equation, you must lighten the other. ...

My Weighty Weight

” If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight.  The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss,and I do not know which talk is the more boring.” – Marya Mannes“I dread going to the party,” I told Teri.  “I haven’t seen those...

Our Silent Neighbor

“Our Japanese lady died,” I told my neighbors shortly after rushing in late to the party last week.“Oh no!” exclaimed several.“That is so sad,” one woman said, sincerely distraught. “How did you find out?” Mary Ann asked.The waitress at Sophia’s, the diner practically...

Women Under Wraps

My 89-year-old stepmother and I, who are not habitual runners, fairly ran to the car.  My husband, dressed in salmon shorts and a slouchy shirt meant not to be tucked, ambled over. “Hurry up,” I snarled.  “Get in the car and turn on the air!” We could have stayed...

I know the secret to a long marriage. No lie!

https://www.sandylingo.com/i-know-the-secret-to-a-long-marriage-no-lie/“There must be complete honesty between spouses,” said no married woman ever.I think I believed this commandment for a brief time after I married.  At least until Rick shoved the wedding cake into...

My Husband Travels Without Me. It’s All Good.

After a week taking pictures in Glacier National Park, Rick boarded the plane in Kalispell, Montana, this morning at 6:50. At 3:00 PM he fairly skipped to my car at CVG arrivals dragging a 50-pound suitcase, a 900-pound camera bag, and a sagging backpack, but he...

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