I know the secret to a long marriage. No lie!

https://www.sandylingo.com/i-know-the-secret-to-a-long-marriage-no-lie/“There must be complete honesty between spouses,” said no married woman ever.I think I believed this commandment for a brief time after I married.  At least until Rick shoved the wedding cake into...

He Can’t Find Anything

https://www.sandylingo.com/he-cant-find-anything/Though we adore men individuallyWe agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.(Lyrics from “Sister Suffragette,” Mary Poppins)I hand my husband a notepad and say, “Could you please (I’m pretty sure I...

My Husband Travels Without Me. It’s All Good.

After a week taking pictures in Glacier National Park, Rick boarded the plane in Kalispell, Montana, this morning at 6:50. At 3:00 PM he fairly skipped to my car at CVG arrivals dragging a 50-pound suitcase, a 900-pound camera bag, and a sagging backpack, but he...

Do these chopsticks make me look fat?

  The sight of Mt. Fuji filled me with dread.  It was going to be another fat-shaming experience in the Land of the Rising Sun and the Small Bottoms.  ‘ My husband pretended not to notice that, with the exception of Sumo wrestlers, I was the broadest-beamed...

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