by Sandy Lingo | Oct 11, 2018 |
https://www.sandylingo.com/i-know-the-secret-to-a-long-marriage-no-lie/“There must be complete honesty between spouses,” said no married woman ever.I think I believed this commandment for a brief time after I married. At least until Rick shoved the wedding cake into...
by Sandy Lingo | Oct 10, 2018 |
https://www.sandylingo.com/he-cant-find-anything/Though we adore men individuallyWe agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.(Lyrics from “Sister Suffragette,” Mary Poppins)I hand my husband a notepad and say, “Could you please (I’m pretty sure I...
by Sandy Lingo | Aug 29, 2018 |
I was lying in bed – it may or may not have been the afternoon, I may or may not have been in my nightgown—when my husband plopped on the floor next to me and cradled our Roomba. He turned the robot vacuum over and used a screwdriver to open its backend –which may or...
by Sandy Lingo | Aug 18, 2018 |
After a week taking pictures in Glacier National Park, Rick boarded the plane in Kalispell, Montana, this morning at 6:50. At 3:00 PM he fairly skipped to my car at CVG arrivals dragging a 50-pound suitcase, a 900-pound camera bag, and a sagging backpack, but he...
by Sandy Lingo | Feb 25, 2018 |
The sight of Mt. Fuji filled me with dread. It was going to be another fat-shaming experience in the Land of the Rising Sun and the Small Bottoms. ‘ My husband pretended not to notice that, with the exception of Sumo wrestlers, I was the broadest-beamed...
by Sandy Lingo | Sep 13, 2017 |
Musings of a Viking/Wiking Wannabe I admit, most Americans don’t often think of Iceland as a vacation destination, but now that Iceland’s WOW Airline is servicing Cincinnati’s airport and advertising $99 tickets, I expect travel north, far north, will become...